KAUAI Two

Alright first off, I enjoyed my first day on Kauaii immensenly traveling in my nice champagne colored chrysler 300M which i felt was some sort of futuristic flying car, but that was just my fantasies...

rented a gay-ass blue fairy funny looking generic leave it to beaver bike...and loved every minute of the bike ride, especially the fact that the handle bars moved and almost made me crash and that the bike was taller than me and that every time I stopped it was a harrowing adventure and pensive danger as I wondered if i would loose my testicles to the bar in between my legs.....

in case your wondering they are still there.....but they did get injured.

ran into extremely nice people on this island...my first impressions were strange because like 90 percent of the people were Haole, I was told it is not that much...but it was different than Oahu, I felt myself saying like where are the Hawaiians?

Lots of differing opinions and some strange tension when I asked people. Kauai has some interesting people and a very many are very crunchy earthy and borderline extremists according to some....but then again a few whack jobs can wreck it for you.

The big story on the island is that the giant super ferry that travels to and from Oahu has been disallowed to come and land on Kauai...some want to protect the enviroment, some want to protect there business, some they don't want crime from Oahu spreading to Kauai because kauai is a place of relative safety but many people actually on the island see it as an advantage to business and inter-island commerce..

So after breaking my balls on the bike and talking with the only two Hawaiians I ran into on Kapaa...I went onward....I went to ANINI beach, this small stretch on the north shore....supremely just chilled along a secluded beach and relaxed as massive waves pummelled me as I urinating in the beautiful ocean...LOL

Stopped had a few beers which turned into too many, hung out with a few people I ran into had some swordfish fish and chips and made it to the northern most point until you have to turn around....pretty cool day...and like I said I decided to not take the course and instead enjoy...

So I also went to this place called Kilauea Point....OMG beautiful PICS later...of a lighthouse the lighthouse of the Pacific Fleet.

my room key had a TIKI god attached to it so I was afraid to use it...


Aoli Pecula

or something like that means No worries or No problem