SO I ran into my old friend Samuel L Jackson on the fine streets of China Town late the other not.
I begged him to delivery some lines...
He told me I was one charming mother fucking pig.
and that I would soon know his name was the lord or something like that.
Then I saw him begging for change and wondered if he was preparing for his next role.
Shortly after this picture, I witness him in a back alley with one of those large Chinese style barbeque ducks in his hands, it's carcass and been ripped clean of meat except for it's head, I shouted.
I'm Tired of these Ducks on this God-dammned plane,
his reply was to eat the head of the duck.
I turned in horror and heard bones crack.
when I looked back he had silver hair and he was fighting Hayden Christianson and keeping him from escaping through a wormhole in the back of a chinese restaurant.
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