Toilets

each and every toilet has the log cabin like paper ring that covers the seat.

just FYI, I enjoy assembling the log cabin myself out of toilet paper.

recently an MD friend of mine told me that they had no time anymore to create such a log cabin to protect their gentle fleshy ass.

sometimes I find myself doing the double log cabin at the top and overlapping the side within the double layer for added support of my structure.

sometimes I really love that when you have to go...ya know the feeling, sweaty, nauseous, cold flu like earth shattering borborgorysmus that makes you wonder why your particular god has foresaken you....

you create the log cabin in haste only to watch it crumble into the murky depths of the public cockroach water supply and you have to make another toilet paper suspension bridge only to knock it off your self either by the breeze you create by a fast about face or by your pants catching on it as they go down

The worst your leg scraps the cold porcelain stain worshipping rim and you drag it off so it's that sticky icky toilet paper running on you bare leg and your down one paper canopy to protect your bottom. Or you inadvertantly engage the lazer beam activated toilet flusher and either your log cabin becomes damaged by the rainy hurricane created so you observe the splatter affect of toilet water (which looks kinda like interesting water-color art) or it's just sucked into the vortex of things we don't speak of.

yeah you know what i'm talking about